What do you call a man with two red legs?

Fucking Stupid! That's what. Legs soooo sunburned... So After a week of interesting highs and lows. Met a different girl whom seems pretty cool as well. Actually, has my same sleep schedule. I'll leave that there for now because honestly, I have no idea if anything will ever come from that fantastic night. I learned that if you put chocolate chips in mountain dew they have a lava lamp thing happen. Also that if you go Kayaking for 5 hours sun screen isn't a good idea, its a pre-essential. I am going to have the weirdest tan line ever. We're talking farmers tan time 10. Really awkward. If I do manage to get laid in the near future you can bet your fanny there will be questions about why the insides of my legs are bright red. Also hot showers are evil. This week my Bike article and my Funny Girl article both are a go in the paper. I'm pretty stoked. I'll be judging comedy again and with any luck that girl will be back.

In other news related more to the art side of my life I have actually gotten quite a few commissions. Like the one you see above here. I'm also in the process of finishing the coloring for a piece I drew for Mary Doodles. The Fact that I met David Mack still is blowing my mind. Seriously, 1 degree of separation from Neil Gaiman Now. I couldn't be any more excited. He has a similar strategy to approaching art as I do which I will be writing about for TNTML soon. Oh speaking of that site my interview with Anna about the porchlight sessions went live last week. It was a really well done interview and I was excited to have gotten it to print before her project ended. There was a little mix up when Jen went to a wine house in the middle of no where for 3 days. That kinda complicated my timing but all is well in the end.   Anyway, Look forward to more art... a series of poems dedicated to family members, and more writing. I'm on a roll. Woot!

Life is...

Ok! So I haven't had the chance to update this thing in something like forever. Best I can say is a lot of stuff has happened sense last time. Found myself interested in a new girl. She's cool more on that later if anything pans out there. I fasted for 10 days No food, drink or smoking. In other news I've quit smoking. So far that was the easiest time I've ever had in quitting so hopefully it sticks. I enjoy not smelling like smoke, being able to smell, and not spending 20 bucks a week on cigarettes. Speaking of cuts in savings. I went and got myself a bike. While it was a very expensive bike I have no doubt that it will pay for it's self via me not having to pay 4 bucks a gallon on Gas. Also writing a series of articles on starting a bike life.

LA was a blast I helped in the making of a Music video got to see damn near all my friends, made some new friends and contacts. Life just keeps getting better. As I tell all my friends I seem to be lucky in all things but love. So if 95 percent of you life is doing awesome I can wait for that heart warming girl to make her entrance. For now I'm going to keep concentrating on getting myself in better and better shape, and all round healthier lifestyle. Next time I will probably utilize the bus system more. Not only did I spend 1/8th of the time I was there walking around. It was actually really nice weather for walking. But man were my dogs killing me. Still on LA that's where that piece of art up there came from. We had a cosplay model stand in and I got to hang out with David Mack and Satine Phoenix. Life was complete. Well till next time. I'll see you all in the real world.

great white buffalo

So I'll be trying to write a little more here. You know cause so many people read this lol. I must admit my columns on TNTML have apparently gotten a lot of views. Don't know how many people like or dislike them no one's really commenting. Soon enough I'll keep writing until I have a faithful following. Really I just write what i know and about things I feel passionate or comical about. What's that you ask? No I didn't draw that image above here. I did color it. One of the few Satine released on her site. Bit of a discrepancy this will not be the version you see in the book. This one has the pupils. Very Very excited to be put in print with her later this year. Almost as excited as I was to have my name in Danny's LMS killbook. Dear god that was so beautiful.

Still that's not why I've taken the time to write today. The search for the Great White Buffalo may actually be turning out right. I was fearful when a cowboy interceded and try to coral this beautiful Bison, still I have faith that this time the waiting game won't be so long. Great White Buffalo = Girl that got away. Yeah, it's a long shot and I've been warned by more than one person not to go after girls who have been divorced. Still she's still amazing and I still like her. My feelings for her aren't going to change just because she was married. Talked to her for a few hours last night just telling stories. Was a wonderful night too. Great Saturday too I mean I didn't go out and I stayed in and talked to the girl I like. Go figure. So who knows how all this well go I've got my hopes up which is probably a mistake but hey a man's gotta hold onto his dreams.

Jordan